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Post by Kamina Takahashi on Jan 22, 2013 3:27:45 GMT -5
When one was a traveling adventurer, that of course implied that one, well, travelled. And Kamina was no exception to this rule, cruising through Tokyo on his Red Lotus. He'd been riding for a while, now, and though he was sure he could find a place to stay, he had a more pressing issue.
One that reminded him about it with a growl from his stomach. So, the bike riding man, his jacket kicked up in the breeze from traveling, started looking for somewhere to eat.
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Leopold
Leopard Jyu 
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Post by Leopold on Jan 22, 2013 3:32:20 GMT -5
Leopold walked out of his favorite kebab shop, carrying a bag of freshly grilled kebabs, a smile on his face akin to that of a child who had just received a brand new toy. "Maaaan, this place is great! The only place in the world that gives me a free bottle of mayonnaise just for coming in~" he said excitedly, sitting down nearby as he pulled out one of the steamy kebabs, causing the aroma of fresh, juicy meat to lift into the air. "A bit hot, but nothing some mayonnaise can't fix!" he declared to himself as he pulled out the brand new bottle he had received. He popped the top of it and poured a layer of the delicious ooze onto the kebab before munching down on it.
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Post by Kamina Takahashi on Jan 22, 2013 3:39:35 GMT -5
It wasn't long before Kamina found his way to the same kebab shop, the roar of the Lotus cycling down to a low rumble as he climbed off, then turned the bike off, heading in past Leopold, and several already served patrons, who gave the man's attire an odd look.
Especially those unique shades of his, which he adjusted as he looked at the menu.
"Give me the spiciest kebabs you've got!" The man grinned, ignoring discussion among other patrons wondering if he was some kind of cosplayer.
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Leopold
Leopard Jyu
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Post by Leopold on Jan 22, 2013 3:43:02 GMT -5
Leopold gave Kamina a look as he entered the shop. Had he just watched an anime character enter his favorite establishment? That thought was quickly squashed, however, as he took out another kebab and slathered it in mayonnaise before devouring it.
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Post by Kamina Takahashi on Jan 22, 2013 3:45:21 GMT -5
Soon enough, one bag of kebabs richer, Kamina came back outside, sitting sideways on his bike as he happily chowed down on one of the unsettlingly red kebabs. And despite how spicy they must be, the sunglasses wearing Rider seemed to love 'em.
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Leopold
Leopard Jyu
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Post by Leopold on Jan 22, 2013 3:47:02 GMT -5
Leopold grabbed another kebab from his bag, covered it in mayonnaise, and ate it. "These are the best kebabs ever~" he said out loud to no one in particular, wiping mayo from his mouth with a napkin.
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Post by Kamina Takahashi on Jan 22, 2013 3:50:30 GMT -5
Kamina glanced over at the comment, chuckling a little as he finished off another kebab. "When they get it spicy enough, yeah." He chuckled, glancing around at the odd looks he was still getting.
"... What're you looking at?"
Eyes were quickly directed elsewhere.
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Leopold
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Post by Leopold on Jan 22, 2013 3:52:20 GMT -5
Leopold shook his head, polishing off another one with mayo. "Nope, mayonnaise is the only and best additive to kebabs. To anything, really. Mayonnaise makes the world go round~" he said excitedly, the juicy meat and mayo combination bringing leaps of joy to his mouth.
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Post by Kamina Takahashi on Jan 22, 2013 3:56:39 GMT -5
Kamina's eyes narrowed, and he leaned towards Leopold. "Mayo blocks all the spice! Then what's the point?"
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Leopold
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Post by Leopold on Jan 22, 2013 3:57:57 GMT -5
Leopold let out a hearty laugh, "Who needs spice when you have the secret flavor of the GODS?!" he said, standing up and turning to Kamina. He grabbed his mayonnaise bottle, lifted it toward the heavens and declared "THIS FLAVOR IS THE FLAVOR THAT HAS DESCENDED FROM HEAVEN!"
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Post by Kamina Takahashi on Jan 22, 2013 4:03:14 GMT -5
Kamina laughed, standing up from his bike, and crossing his arms, still holding his bag of kebabs of course.
"Then heaven has no sense of taste! It doesn't matter how good mayo might be, without a kick, it's not worth the trouble!"
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Leopold
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Post by Leopold on Jan 22, 2013 4:05:46 GMT -5
In one fluid motion, Leopold grabbed a kebab from his beg, spread mayonnaise on it, and dashed just close enough to shove it into Kamina's mouth. "GIGA... MAYO... BRRRREEEEEAAAAAK!" he declared once his action was complete.
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Post by Kamina Takahashi on Jan 22, 2013 4:09:53 GMT -5
Kamina, to be honest, was caught completely be surprise. In small part due to that triumphant battle cry. Coincidence, probably, but he wasn't going to take that lying down!
So Leopold got a spicy kebab shoved in HIS mouth as a counter.
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Leopold
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Post by Leopold on Jan 22, 2013 4:12:19 GMT -5
Leopold's mouth was filled with what could only be described as molten lava. For a nekojita such as himself, this was the worst torture. He promptly let go of the kebab he shoved into Kamina's mouth, taking a few steps back as he gagged. "HOW COULD ANYONE EAT THAT MOLTEN LAVA CRAP?! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?! YOU'RE AN IDIOT, AREN'T YOU?! IDIOTS HAVE NO SENSE OF TASTE, AFTER ALL! YOU MUST BE AN IDIOT! IDIOT ANIME-LOOKING IDIOT! MAYONNAISE WOULD'VE MADE THAT TASTE SWEETER! LESS LIKE FRIED SHIT ON A STICK!" Leopold yelled out, brushing the heat off his tongue with his hand.
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Post by Kamina Takahashi on Jan 22, 2013 4:14:30 GMT -5
Kamina, meanwhile, spit out the mayo covered kebab, sputtering as he tried to get the taste of Mayo out of his mouth. "Gah! That didn't have any flavor at all! All I tasted was that MAYO! GUH! Who runs around stuffing food in people's mouths, anyway!?"
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