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Post by Niklaus "Niko" Faust on Mar 30, 2013 0:13:32 GMT -5
Granted, but you can't afford it.
I wish I could kick Chuck Norris' ass.
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Post by Noa Clarke on Mar 31, 2013 21:14:24 GMT -5
Granted. You get one kick. He then kills you.
I wish I had amazing technology skills.
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Post by Niklaus "Niko" Faust on Mar 31, 2013 23:23:15 GMT -5
Granted, your consciousness gets uploaded into the world wide web and you are upgraded with amazing tech skills.
I wish I was a badass zombie killer.
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Post by Noa Clarke on Mar 31, 2013 23:24:30 GMT -5
Granted, but you use a bow and get overrun eventually.
I wish I had a snog box. I think? Maybe I wish one wouldn't come near me.
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Post by Niklaus "Niko" Faust on Mar 31, 2013 23:31:19 GMT -5
Granted, but it's actually a time machine that's bigger on the inside.
I wish I had an anti-gravity motorcycle.
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Post by Noa Clarke on Mar 31, 2013 23:35:35 GMT -5
Granted, but you crash into a ledge while you ride up.
I wish I had a cool nickname combining one of my names with a trait, or word.
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Post by Niklaus "Niko" Faust on Apr 1, 2013 11:31:32 GMT -5
Granted, but I can't be bothered to actually come up with anything. I wish I had a healing factor like Wolverine's.
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Post by Claudia, Josh and the Wraaath on Apr 1, 2013 12:55:44 GMT -5
Granted, but you don't heal from diseases, and you just caught tuberculosis.
I wish I could cure any disease.
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Post by Niklaus "Niko" Faust on Apr 1, 2013 12:57:48 GMT -5
Granted, but you're an asshole and keep your great ability from society.
I wish I could take a ride on the Magic School Bus.
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Post by Retsu Ichijouji/Hanto Kira on Apr 1, 2013 17:26:52 GMT -5
Granted, but so much weed causes that that you can no longer function. Period.
I wish I could live up to the name of my predecessor.
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Ran Uzaki
GekiYellow
Juken Sentai Gekiranger
Posts: 27
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Post by Ran Uzaki on Apr 5, 2013 13:40:43 GMT -5
Granted, but you die before that happens.
I wish everything in the Flintstones was completely accurate.
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Post by Aya and Sakuta Kimishiro on Apr 5, 2013 13:41:21 GMT -5
Granted, now history is fucked up.
I wish this level wasn't so hard.
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Ran Uzaki
GekiYellow
Juken Sentai Gekiranger
Posts: 27
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Post by Ran Uzaki on Apr 5, 2013 13:51:22 GMT -5
Granted, it's as soft as Charmin Ultra Soft toliet paper.
I wish i was a Kung-fu master.
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Post by Aya and Sakuta Kimishiro on Apr 5, 2013 13:54:13 GMT -5
Granted, but you try to break a cement block with your head, and it caves in your skull.
I wish life had an undo button
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Ran Uzaki
GekiYellow
Juken Sentai Gekiranger
Posts: 27
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Post by Ran Uzaki on Apr 5, 2013 13:56:16 GMT -5
Granted, but you cease to exist once it's pressed.
I wish life had an Easy button.
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