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Post by Hanz Soliday on Feb 19, 2013 13:34:26 GMT -5
Feeling frustrated? Wanna vent a little? Destroy the above poster in the most violent or hilarious way you can think of.
I'll start and aim for myself.
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Hanz kicks Guy into the Sun after bashing his head into a rock repeatedly in order to make his blood spurt in such a fashion that it enhances the flames of the Sun and causes him to explode.
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Post by Laurie Craven on Feb 19, 2013 13:52:15 GMT -5
Laurie takes an entire rack of ginsu knives and stabs Hans in a number of painful places (groin, wrists, shoulder, knees) and lets him sit.
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Post by Shuya Portham on Feb 21, 2013 15:00:57 GMT -5
Shuya uses the power of a black hole and modifies it to suck Lauries body parts slowly.
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Post by Ash Carpenter on Feb 21, 2013 15:15:11 GMT -5
Ash blasts Shuya in the face with his boomstick before cutting him in half with a chainsaw.
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Post by Hanz Soliday on Feb 21, 2013 15:17:19 GMT -5
Hanz shoves a stick of dynamite up Ash's ass and one in his mouth and proceeds to make them both blow up simultaneously.
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Post by Shuya Portham on Feb 21, 2013 15:36:12 GMT -5
Shuya would rip Hanz's giant claw and shoves it directly up Hanz's ass
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Post by Beet J. Stag on Feb 23, 2013 23:58:48 GMT -5
J rips off Shuya's arms and beats him into a bloody mass with them. He then rips off Shuya's legs and shoves them so far up his ass that they come out of his throat.
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Post by DeZ Grohl on Feb 24, 2013 13:51:02 GMT -5
DeZ turns on a magnet and drops J into a compactor
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Post by Noriko Mitarashi on Feb 24, 2013 22:11:32 GMT -5
Noriko injects DeZ with a powerful venom that causes the nerve endings to go crazy, making her feel like she's on fire, before it liquifies her organs into mush.
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Post by Kamina Takahashi on Feb 24, 2013 23:10:09 GMT -5
Kamina shoves a drill JUST big enough to fit in Noriko's mouth down her throat, and drills through her body till he hits dirt.
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Post by Gunther Annas on Feb 26, 2013 23:29:33 GMT -5
Gunther gouges out both of Kamina's eyes with broken bottles, before throwing him in a metal box full of broken glass and locking it.
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Post by Control on Feb 27, 2013 8:02:57 GMT -5
Control tears Gunther apart with her telekinesis, throwing his body parts into a woodchipper.
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Post by Itano Tomomi on Feb 27, 2013 8:13:13 GMT -5
Grabbing a nearby samurai sword, Tomochin chops off both of Control's legs at the knee and both of her arms at the elbow, before using the sword to impale her to a wall and leaving her to bleed.
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Post by Mariko Shinoda on Feb 27, 2013 14:43:58 GMT -5
Mariko comes behind Tomochin and raises her own sword... before pulling Tomochin into a hug and walking off like the friends they are.
FRIENDSHIP
(*gets shot for Mortal Kombat reference*)
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Post by Monique and Remy on Feb 27, 2013 21:37:53 GMT -5
Monique drops in behind Mariko, grabbing her and cocooning her in latex before throwing her into a pit with a pack of rabid wolverines.
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