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Post by Sakurai Osada/End on Feb 24, 2013 20:22:06 GMT -5
"I'm confused," he admitted.
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Post by Beet J. Stag on Feb 24, 2013 20:23:27 GMT -5
"If humans are anything like stag beetles, they suck on the sap of the tree until they are satisfied. Are you not hungry? Do you not require sap to function?" J asked, wiggling the branches harder as small bits of sap began to escape through holes on them.
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Post by Sakurai Osada/End on Feb 24, 2013 20:25:11 GMT -5
"We don't do that," he said.
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Post by Beet J. Stag on Feb 24, 2013 20:27:14 GMT -5
"..." J dropped the branches and leaves instantly. "My data... MY DATA IS FLAWED!" he cried out, walking over to the tree and bashing his own head in as the tree began to crack under the pressure. "What do humans do then?!" he begged as the tree nearly fell over.
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Post by Sakurai Osada/End on Feb 24, 2013 20:27:43 GMT -5
"We eat food," he said, "Not sap."
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Post by Beet J. Stag on Feb 24, 2013 20:30:28 GMT -5
J turned around, making a sound as if he had been sobbing, and nodded. "Fine! Then I shall fetch you food!" he said as he began to walk away. He then went over to a patch of grass and removed it by the roots, taking it back to Sakurai. "Food!"
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Post by Sakurai Osada/End on Feb 24, 2013 20:30:58 GMT -5
"Humans don't eat that either, that's not food to us," he said, "And I don't need any food."
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Post by Beet J. Stag on Feb 24, 2013 20:32:10 GMT -5
"... You have confused me, Sakurai," J said as he flung the grass patch away.
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Post by Sakurai Osada/End on Feb 24, 2013 20:32:38 GMT -5
"Can't we just get your programming upgraded?"
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Post by Beet J. Stag on Feb 24, 2013 20:33:15 GMT -5
"That would require knowing who build me. I do not know the answer to that question," J admitted.
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Post by Sakurai Osada/End on Feb 24, 2013 20:33:36 GMT -5
"Probably Interpol," he said.
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Post by Beet J. Stag on Feb 24, 2013 20:35:24 GMT -5
"I cannot approve or deny that theory. But I will have you answer this question. What makes you different from other humans?" J asked in a strangely serious manner.
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Post by Sakurai Osada/End on Feb 24, 2013 20:36:19 GMT -5
"I don't think anything does," he said.
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Post by Beet J. Stag on Feb 24, 2013 20:37:08 GMT -5
"Why do you not require food like the others, then?"
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Post by Sakurai Osada/End on Feb 24, 2013 20:37:37 GMT -5
"Humans don't use that food," he said, "It's not just me."
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