Corrupt A Wish

[Rain Saito]

Granted, you watch Keitai Sousakan 7, but that's a good thing. Best toku ever.

I wish I wasn't sore today

[Shuya Portham]

Granted, Was it because of that leech?

I wish that The phantom pain wasn't that crazy of a trailer.

(It's a new MGS game)

[Katsu Arai]

Granted, go watch Rising.

I wish Rising hadn't gotten screwed into a sequel.

[Shuya Portham]

Granted, What sequel.

I wish I knew why I hated MGS Rising : Revengance

[Beet J. Stag]

Granted, but you forget everything else you ever knew.

I wish I could think of an epic history for J.

[Daniel Blake]

Granted, Banana-Chan kills you before you do.

I wish Banana-Chan could be my friend.

[Jayna Parkinson]

Granted. Now everyone else hates you.

I wish I had a computer with AI.

[Shuya Portham]

Granted, I hack the AI to watch porn that permanently gets stored in the computer.

I wish that I could kill a immortal

[Jacob Carrol]

Granted, but now you are cursed

I wish I had all the money in the world

[Shuya Portham]

Granted, The world officially titles you as A Greedy Bastard.

I wish the five episode lock of Kyoryuger would end.

[Christian Slade]

Granted, but the suits are all stolen immediately

I wish Busters hadn't ended

[Beet J. Stag]

Granted, J IS ETERNAL

I wish J had his own series.

[Christian Slade]

Granted, it happens. We all want it.

I wish the executive meddling hadn't happened

[Beet J. Stag]

Granted, the executives are lit aflame.

I wish I actually had J as a Buddyroid in real life.

[Water Tribe Gransavers]

Granted though he annoys you to the point you shut him down

I wish I didn't have to charge my laptop all the time.