Corrupt A Wish

[Kyle Walker]

Granted, they do and we end up with years of shows that children aren't interested in. The company goes bust.

I wish that I didn't need sleep.

[Cécile Simard]

Granted, but without REM, you die in like a month. I think it's REM...

I wish psychology online didn't suck.

[Thompson Solomon III]

Granted. Now the physical psychology course does.

I wish I had an endless supply of pencils.

[Jack Drake]

Granted, but there are no sharpeners.

I wish for more Deltora books

[Thompson Solomon III]

Granted. They suck.

I wish for more time to read Game of Thrones and Sword of Truth

[Jack Drake]

Granted, but you fall behind in everything else.

I wish Goodkind didn't have a breakdown or something for SoT

[Thompson Solomon III]

Granted, but now his books suck.

I wish I was shooting star, leaping through the sky, like a tiger, defying the laws of gravity.
(Bonus points for guessing the reference.)

[Cécile Simard]

Granted, but after that, your supply of drugs is gone, so it can never happen again.

I wish winter would end

[Thompson Solomon III]

Granted, but now spring is cold and dreary. Almost like winter.

I wish I had a boat.

[Cécile Simard]

Granted, but it has a hole.

I wish Big Bang Theory didn't suck so much

[Thompson Solomon III]

Granted. Now Spartacus sucks.

I wish I was the Green Arrow IRL.

[Cécile Simard]

Granted, but you lack the training and it doesn't end well.

I wish for more Bale Batman

[Thompson Solomon III]

Granted. However, it's now utterly ridiculous. Like, the old Adam West TV show ridiculous.

I wish I was Batman.

[Cécile Simard]

Granted, but you have no special suit.

I wish for Eccleston to kill Thor in Thor 2.

[Yoru Tsubasa]

Granted, but just like in comic book world, Thor doesn't stay dead for long.

I wish for the power of Greyskull.