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Post by Rex Ryder on Dec 31, 2012 12:34:46 GMT -5
Rex pulled up one foot out of the way, but forgot the other so he was pulled back down to the floor as a consequence.
"You asshole! Why are we even fighting in the first place? Are you after the hit on that douche too?!"
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Post by Aurelio Gavin on Dec 31, 2012 12:37:41 GMT -5
"I'm not going to let a man be killed for no reason," he told Rex.
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Post by Rex Ryder on Dec 31, 2012 12:39:37 GMT -5
"Reason? Reason?!" Rex scoffed, "The dirtbag's been cheating own his wife for months. You don't think that's a good reason? Cause if i ever found out my husband's been cheating on me, i'd want him dead too."
Rex realizes what he had just said and waves his hands out in from him, "Don't misunderstand! I'm not gay or anything. I'm just making a point."
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Post by Aurelio Gavin on Dec 31, 2012 12:40:26 GMT -5
"Cheating does not allow someone to be murdered," he told Rex.
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Post by Rex Ryder on Dec 31, 2012 12:42:04 GMT -5
"Not murdered. Ass-ass-in-at-ed. The poor, disgruntled housewife is paying me big to take out the trash and by trash i mean her husband."
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Post by Aurelio Gavin on Dec 31, 2012 12:42:55 GMT -5
"Same thing," he said, "I will not allow someone to die over something so petty."
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Post by Rex Ryder on Dec 31, 2012 12:46:21 GMT -5
Rex shrugged his shoulders after standing back up, "Hey i don't care what you say! It's a fairly legitimate business."
Rex then reached into his pocket and pulled out a card reading:
REX SPLOSION
ASSASSIN
CHEAP RATES
AIMING TO BE BE NUMBER ONE!
REXSPLOSION1@YAHOO.COM
He tosses it at Aurelio, "I even got a business card. Cool, huh?"
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Post by Aurelio Gavin on Dec 31, 2012 12:48:12 GMT -5
He looked at it and tossed it aside, "Brazen, to make such a card."
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Post by Rex Ryder on Dec 31, 2012 12:51:23 GMT -5
"Like i said I'm a business man and this is my business. It's just a lot cooler than running say a Big and Tall shop."
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Post by Aurelio Gavin on Dec 31, 2012 12:52:15 GMT -5
He lifted his Ridol, "I'm done messing around. You're done."
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Post by Rex Ryder on Dec 31, 2012 12:55:13 GMT -5
He grips his sword, "Funny. I was about to say the same thing."
He rushes at Aurelio with several quick jabs and swipes, trying to breach his armor.
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Post by Aurelio Gavin on Dec 31, 2012 12:56:54 GMT -5
Aurelio continued to make parries. He swung his arm back, launching the rope out and wrapping it around a lightpost, swinging himself back as the rope shot in.
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Post by Rex Ryder on Dec 31, 2012 13:01:22 GMT -5
"Who the Hell do you think you are? Batman?"
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Post by Aurelio Gavin on Dec 31, 2012 13:03:15 GMT -5
He made no comment about that.
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Post by Rex Ryder on Dec 31, 2012 13:09:32 GMT -5
"Cause i much prefer Daredevil. The guy's way more badass than Batman. I mean he's blind and still kicks ass. That's fuckin' awesome!"
Instead of coming at Aurelio with another sword strike which would probably end up failing, Rex decided on a different tactic. He slowly backs up while continuing with his chatter.
"I mean seriously, Batman's got nothing on Daredevil. I mean even his name isn't as cool as Daredevil. Bat-man? Seriously. Why would anyone take a guy dressed as a bat seriously?"
He picks up the pace before reaching his motorcycle. He quickly hops on and revs up the engines.
'I hope you like pancakes! Cause you're about to be as flat as one!"
He stomped on the gas causing the bike to rocket forward, right at Aurelio.
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