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Post by Gladys Lovegood & Kirk Douglas on Nov 15, 2012 13:18:03 GMT -5
Police were baffled at the disappearance of one Jeremy Benton, age 12. Young Benton was at home in bed one night when his mother, Maria Benton, came to check up on him. To her shock and disbelief, her son was gone - without a trace! This is one of many missing child cases that have occurred over these last several months. No suspects as of yet though it's safe to assume multiple persons are involved. More news of this shocking case as it unfolds.
"Holy hobkockers!"
Click. Gladys turns off the radio. She keeps on the other hand on the wheel. Her eyes may be focused on the road ahead, but her mind is left wondering in a different direction.
"Could this somehow be related to....? It has to be! After so long it just has to!"
Gladys slams down on the accelerator. Cars screech as they try not to hit into the zooming vehicle as it passes red light after red light.
"Outta my way, you big palooka!"
HONK! HONK! Gladys laughs like a madwoman before flipping the bird out the window to all who dare stand in her path.
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Post by Anna Grace on Nov 15, 2012 21:44:58 GMT -5
Anna sat parked on her motorcycle, fixing her make up. She had an earbud in her ear, listening to the news. She clicked her compact closed in frustration. A Gate she was keeping an eye on just up and vanishes? She didn't like the implications of that. Just as she began to rev her parked bike she heard a car horn behind her.
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Post by Gladys Lovegood & Kirk Douglas on Nov 15, 2012 21:53:22 GMT -5
"Move it or lose it, asswholes!"
A semi-truck does an emergency U-turn to try to escape collision, blasting it's horn in mortal terror the entire time.
"Where'd you learn to drive?," yells Gladys, "A demolition derpy?!"
A whore wearing clown makeup on a motorbike came into view. Gladys kept on going, heading right into the thick of things.
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Post by Anna Grace on Nov 15, 2012 22:03:58 GMT -5
Anna turned her head to see the car coming straight towards her. Anna quickly started her bike and moved out of the way of the oncoming car. As it passed she cursed in annoyance. She revved her bike and chased after the old broad.
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Post by Gladys Lovegood & Kirk Douglas on Nov 15, 2012 22:20:48 GMT -5
Gladys was far too busy checking her makeup in the mirror to see a police blockade up ahead.
"Gladys Lovegood - you are the bee's knees."
She laughs to herself (one of those fake high society laughs) and turns the volume to max (she's old after all - she can hardly hear the damn thing). Some pop garbage came on and she immediately turned the dial to some gold old fashioned Beethoven's 9th in B-minor.
"Ahhh, Ludwig van, TAKE ME AWAAAY!!!"
She swoons which causes her to miss her car being propelled into the air by a piece of ramp-shaped modern art being moved to the park adjacent to the road on which the blockade rests.
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Post by Anna Grace on Nov 15, 2012 22:36:05 GMT -5
Anna watched this craziness, chasing the woman. "It must be some kind of Phantom" she said, thinking that there was no way anyone would be that stupid otherwise.
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Post by Gladys Lovegood & Kirk Douglas on Nov 15, 2012 22:46:39 GMT -5
"SON OF A BIIIIIIIIITC......!!!!!"
Gladys finally noticed that she was headed for a direct collision course for the pavement. As quick as her life depended on it, she wipes out her Gaia Memory and presses the button.
TRICERATOPS
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
The smoke clears. The police gasp. Innocent bystanders run for their lives from the humanoid dinosaur.
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Post by Anna Grace on Nov 16, 2012 23:22:39 GMT -5
Anna landed, swerve her bike to a halt. She threw off her helmet and activated her Driver On Ring. The Hex Gauntlet and Driver appeared on her waist as she put a ring on her left hand. "Henshin! Bull!"
As she spoke the words she threw her hand out. A purple seal formed in the air, washing over her as the body of Hex formed over her. "Showtime" Anna said, walking towards the Triceratops.
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Post by Gladys Lovegood & Kirk Douglas on Nov 17, 2012 1:20:47 GMT -5
"Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay."
Gladys cracks her knuckles - never having felt so anxious for a fight.
"My, oh my what a wonderful day!"
Gladys watches as the mysterious purple woman walks towards her. Gladys had encountered her kind before - Kamen Rider.
"Plenty of sunshine heading my way."
She grins.
Let's hope this little girl can put up a halfway decent fight. A little warm-up for what I'm going to do to them when i finally find my little girl."
"Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay."
A plasma sphere shot at the head kicks things off.
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Post by Anna Grace on Nov 18, 2012 0:24:54 GMT -5
"Vortex!" Anna declared throwing her right hand in front of her. A black hole appeared in front of her, asborbing the attack. As the hole vanished, she charged forward, going in with a punch.
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Post by Gladys Lovegood & Kirk Douglas on Nov 18, 2012 0:34:18 GMT -5
"Too slow, bearcat!"
Anna's punch connects, sending Gladys backwards a few centimeters.
"Scratch that, I'm too slow! Damn that old mind of mine. Doesn't react as fast as it used to."
Gladys performs a sweeping kick hoping to knock the girl off her feet like she hopes a nice (rich) handsome gentleman does for her one day soon.
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Post by Anna Grace on Nov 18, 2012 0:45:43 GMT -5
Anna wasn't expecting the sweep and was knocked over. She manages to keep from ending up prone, but was still left on her hands and knees. She jumped up with a punch, quickly switching rings so that she was ready for her next opening.
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Post by Gladys Lovegood & Kirk Douglas on Nov 18, 2012 0:49:48 GMT -5
Gladys dodges the punch. She wasn't so old and batty that she was going to let two lucky shots in! Noticing the flaming remains of what was once her car, she quickly strolls over to the nearest piece, lifts it up over her head, and tosses it right at the harlot.
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Post by Anna Grace on Nov 18, 2012 0:56:17 GMT -5
Anna ducked just in time to not be crushed by the car. "Reverse" Anna said, the ring twinkling as she enchanted the Triceratops. It would take a few seconds, but all of it's movements would be reversed.
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Post by Gladys Lovegood & Kirk Douglas on Nov 18, 2012 1:01:57 GMT -5
Gladys moves to the right, but goes left instead. She raises her left hand and up goes her right. She had no idea what was going on!
"I must be going crazy," she thought to herself, "Must be not enough Vitamin D."
She walks backwards three steps, which causes her to go forward three steps. She thinks she has figured out the trick. She is about to strike again when a bullet whizzes past her horn. The cops have regained their composure and are now firing at both Gladys and her opponent!
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