A Man of Misfortune [OPEN]

[Jean Havoc]

Jean walked down the street humming a jolly old tune.

He had the day off from work and was looking for something to occupy his time.

He thought about visiting his dad at the museum, but he didn't feel like being almost impaled by falling t-rex fangs like the last three times he visited.....

[Silver Fox]

Silver Fox had nothing to do, for once surprisingly, usually she would inaundated with contracts and various things. But today she was actually free as she decided on a whim to visit a museum, it had been a while since she entered a museum.

[Jean Havoc]

Jean didn't want to go to the museum, but for some reason found himself strangely compelled to enter through the front door.

He looked around and didn't spot his dad. He decided to go look for him in the back only for him to get hit square in the head with a baseball.

"Johny!" screamed the mother of a seven year old boy, "I told you not to play ball in here!"

[Silver Fox]

Silver Fox merely turned her head at the sound, her face expressionless, as she saw a boy play...she wondered if her own childhood had been like that? As she moved onto the dinosaur exhibition.

[Jean Havoc]

The baseball slid off Jean's face and landed in his hand.

"It's alright," he smiled before handing the boy his baseball, "No harm down."

He then patted the youth on the head and said, "You know you really shouldn't play ball in here. You could break something."

"Get bent," said the kid before kicking Jean in the shin.

[Silver Fox]

Silver Fox looked at the man and boy, wondering why the boy would do that, did kids do that? She didn't know as she looked at the skeletons of long past giants called dinosaurs.

[Jean Havoc]

"Did you really just....KICK MEEEEEEE?!" Jean grabbed hold of his shin and hopped around on one foot like a mad man.

"That's my son," sighed an older looking man standing next to Fox, "Always overreacting."

[Silver Fox]

Silver Fox moved onto another skeleton as the boy played around with his ball again, kicking it as the ball sailed through the air and dislodged a rather large skeleton of a T-rex as it collapsed in a pile though the head came on top of Silver Fox as she merely put her hand out and grabbed hold of the head before putting the head down with the rest of the body.

[Jean Havoc]

Jean and his father stared at her wide eyed and wide mouthed.

"Young lady," said the Director, "..How did you do that?"

[Silver Fox]

"Hmm? Oh...I don't know to be quite honest," Silver Fox said, "I've always been strong..." as she did sometimes wondered where her strength came from, even if said strength was the way she killed her contracts.

[Jean Havoc]

Jean rushed over to extend his hand. He had a hard time talking to women unless he was on camera, but since this was defiantly a scoop he sucked it up and pretended he was.

"I'm Jean Havoc for Action World News. Care for a quick interview?"

[Silver Fox]

"Interview?" Silver Fox asked before her mind snapped into reality before she brushed the hand away, "No thank you, I think I need to leave now," she said quickly going out of the museum.

[Jean Havoc]

"Wait for me!" Jean followed at her at his highest running speed only to trip and fall on the carpet leading out of the museum.

"Are you sure you don't want to be on TV?" he said with his face full of carpet, "Isn't it every person's dream for that 15 minutes of fame?"

[Silver Fox]

"No thanks," Silver Fox said, "I'm not interested," she couldn't have herself on TV...her career as an assassin would be over and she wouldn't have any other way to supplement herself.

[Jean Havoc]

Jean grabbed hold of her ankle.

"Please!" he begged, "You're incredible!"