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Post by Shotaro Hidari on Nov 25, 2012 11:32:05 GMT -5
Granted, but it slowly eats away at your flesh.
I wish I had a family.
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Post by Gladys Lovegood & Kirk Douglas on Nov 25, 2012 11:33:54 GMT -5
Granted, but they're a family of cannibals and guess who's next on the menu.
I wish for something to eat. I'm starving.
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Post by Shotaro Hidari on Nov 25, 2012 11:36:13 GMT -5
Granted. It's my body from the aforementioned previous corruption.
I wish there was something good on TV.
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Post by Nemo on Nov 25, 2012 11:37:55 GMT -5
Granted. Your TV explodes just as something good comes on.
I wish for a lucky rabbit's foot.
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Post by Shotaro Hidari on Nov 25, 2012 11:39:14 GMT -5
Oh, hey, I recognize her. I used her as an Oni on the first site.
Granted. You get the entire rabbit, a loving animal. Cut it off.
I wish I could stop forgetting the Alamo.
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Post by Nemo on Nov 25, 2012 11:42:06 GMT -5
Granted. You know have a photographic memory. Good luck reliving every horrible moment of your live over and over again in your head.
I wish you would cut that rabbit's foot off for me.
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Post by Shotaro Hidari on Nov 25, 2012 11:43:33 GMT -5
I can't. It's your job.
I wish winter didn't come.
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Post by Nemo on Nov 25, 2012 11:44:50 GMT -5
Granted. I had a dog for you named Winter, but now he's never going to come!
I wish to spontaneously combust.
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Post by Shotaro Hidari on Nov 25, 2012 11:45:25 GMT -5
Granted. You die.
I wish I could survive the zombie apocalypse.
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Post by Nemo on Nov 25, 2012 11:46:48 GMT -5
Granted. You're the only one though.
I wish i was a zombie.
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Post by Shotaro Hidari on Nov 25, 2012 11:52:55 GMT -5
Granted. You get bitten, then you get shot by a survivor.
I wish I knew other languages.
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Post by Nemo on Nov 25, 2012 11:55:40 GMT -5
Granted. You now know gibberish.
I wish i could get pregnant even though I'm a guy.
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Post by Shotaro Hidari on Nov 25, 2012 11:56:36 GMT -5
Granted, but the world explodes.
I wish I could cook better foods.
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Post by Nemo on Nov 25, 2012 11:59:40 GMT -5
Granted. You cook pretty good people pies.
I wish i could find a job.
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Post by Shotaro Hidari on Nov 25, 2012 12:01:31 GMT -5
Granted, it's at McDonalds.
I wish I could fix things.
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