Corrupt A Wish

[Nemo]

Granted. You're now Bob the Builder and just as annoying.

I wish for Shotaro's nice hat.

[Joseph Dillinger]

Granted, but it fuses to your skull and slowly kills you.

I wish I had a cookie.

[Nemo]

Granted, but it tastes like shit.

I wish i had a better tasting cookie than the last guy.

[Shuya Portham]

Granted. The cookie contains Cyinide.

I wish I could kill a man by only using mind

[Nemo]

Granted, but you kill the guy that signs your paycheck.

I wish i was a unicorn.

[Atsuko Maeda]

Granted. However you must write letters to Princess Celestia every day. (Brony!Acchan is a brony.)

I wish I coudl drive a car.

[Nemo]

Granted. You run out of fuel in the middle of the Sahara Desert.

I wish i could juggle flaming chainsaws.

[Shuya Portham]

Granted: A gas can was placed near you.

I wish I could time travel.

[Nemo]

Granted. You get stuck in the first ice age.

I wish i had X-ray vision.

[Shuya Portham]

Granted: The radiation kills you

I wish I stole every Henshin Device

[Nemo]

Granted. You stole them from a toystore.

I wish i was bald.

[Feran]

Granted, but you contract alpecia universalis. Literally every hair on you body falls off. Enjoy.

I wish I was a Kamen Rider in real life.

[Shuya Portham]

Granted: The power was too much so your head explodes.

I wish I could see in the dark.

[Nemo]

Granted, but you accidentally see gorillas making love.

I wish i could talk to animals.

[Feran]

Granted, but only to slime molds.

I wish I had a talking dog.