Corrupt A Wish

[Arthur Ingram]

Granted, it talks in Swedish.

I wish I had a better sense of dress.

[Shuya Portham]

Granted : You wear nothing

I wish I could rule the world

[Nemo]

Granted, you know rule over Pluto.

I wish to randomly explode.

[Natalie Hart]

You do, but its only your pinky.

I wish for a HEALTHY, perfectly loving Rottweiler that will live for ten years like it's supposed to.

[Mavis Williams]

Granted, but it hates you so much that it eventually kills you before those ten years are up.

I wish i could actually dance.

[Arthur Ingram]

Granted, you never find anywhere to show off these skills and you feel a void within you as no one else knows.

I wish I could do everything I want to.

[Mavis Williams]

Granted. You feel so accomplished in life that you kill yourself since there's nothing left to do anymore.

I wish i could move out of my parents' house.

[Yuko Oshima & Jurina Matsui]

Granted. You live with your least favorite uncle and aunt. In a cupboard under the stairs.

I wish I had another rabbit!

[Gladys Lovegood & Kirk Douglas]

Granted, but i take its lucky foot for myself.

I wish hovercars were real.

[Shuya Portham]

Granted, Production fails as WW4 kicks in.

I wish I could visit area 51

[Bill Nye the Science Guy]

Granted, but it's just a secret government aircraft testing facility. No aliens.

I wish for magic fingers.

[Shuya Portham]

Granted, Those magic fingers get cut off.

I wish I could be Badass

[Bill Nye the Science Guy]

Granted, but only in your daydreams.

I wish i had no sense of smell.

[Kyle Walker]

Granted, you die in a gas leak.

I wish that I was more friendly.

[Shirokami/Kurokaze]

Granted, but i take advantage of our new found friendship and con you out of all your money and worldly possessions.

I wish for a year old peanut butter and jelly sandwich dipped in toilet water.