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Post by Shuya Portham on Dec 4, 2012 15:28:02 GMT -5
Granted IT TASTES OF SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I wish My anger could destroy Pluto
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Post by Bill Nye the Science Guy on Dec 4, 2012 17:29:00 GMT -5
Granted, but i'm quite sure you already destroyed Pluto with an earlier wish.
I wish i had a smaller head.
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Shun Sakazuki
Kamen Rider Gills 
Courier
"Am I a hero or a monster?"
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Post by Shun Sakazuki on Dec 4, 2012 17:41:45 GMT -5
Granted, but now people mistake you for a headless corpse and attack you.
I wish I had a flying motorcycle.
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Post by Bill Nye the Science Guy on Dec 4, 2012 19:51:35 GMT -5
Granted, but you forget to wear your seat belt and plummet to the ground after doing a loop.
I wish for the worst thing ever to happen to me.
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Post by Feran on Dec 4, 2012 23:25:39 GMT -5
Granted.
What? The worst thing ever is to be deprived of things to do. You will now be bored for all of eternity.
I wish for a planet where I am king, all of the people are my loyal subjects, and they love me so much that not even an outsider could even begin to convince them to revolt. And this love carries on down the legacy.
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Post by Bill Nye the Science Guy on Dec 5, 2012 1:14:54 GMT -5
Granted. A meteor crashes into your kingdom, releasing a horrible mutant virus that turns all of your loyal citizens to flesh craving zombies. You and your remaining subjects take refuge in your castle, but eventually you run out of food so you have to resort to cannibalism. Your subjects are so loyal that they do not let you become their dinner and eventually you are alone. You die of hunger two weeks later, but not before the zombies finally bust in and rip your limbs off with their bare teeth.
I wish people didn't make fun of my man-purse...i mean satchel!"
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Post by Feran on Dec 5, 2012 3:49:02 GMT -5
Are you even trying? Well, granted. Now they make fun of your hair. And your shoes. And your clothes. And literally everything else about you. Except the man-purse.
I wish I was a wonderful person and everyone wanted to be friends with me.
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Post by Bill Nye the Science Guy on Dec 5, 2012 14:04:40 GMT -5
 Hurtful. Granted. You later develop a severe case of paranoid schizophrenia, believing everyone that's friendly to you to be foreign spies out to get you. You then become a reclusive shut-in who cuts off all contact from the outside world while you spend day after day coming up with wild conspiracy theories like how the moon landing was faked and the secret spice in Kentucky Fried Chicken is human bone marrow. I wish all my wishes from now on were entirely incorruptible. |
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Post by Katsurou Genta on Dec 5, 2012 15:34:21 GMT -5
Granted: Read the game title then kill yourself
I wish I wasn't mean.
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Post by Bill Nye the Science Guy on Dec 5, 2012 15:52:02 GMT -5
Granted. Your meanness leaves your body and takes physical form. It then goes on a murder spree.
I wish your sig wasn't so big.
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Post by Shuya Portham on Dec 5, 2012 16:02:57 GMT -5
Granted: Its gone forever.
I wish I was Japanese.
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Post by Bill Nye the Science Guy on Dec 5, 2012 16:07:58 GMT -5
Granted. You move to Japan and become a citizen. There you go. @_@
Oh and Godzilla attacks or something.
I wish i was a really cool cyborg with weapon attachments and a built-in jet pack.
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Post by Shuya Portham on Dec 5, 2012 16:10:33 GMT -5
Granted Your brain dies Period.
I wish I was Godzilla
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Post by Bill Nye the Science Guy on Dec 5, 2012 16:16:25 GMT -5
Granted, but you're the nowhere near as cool American remake Godzilla.
I wish to become a god.
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Post by Shuya Portham on Dec 5, 2012 16:17:38 GMT -5
Granted Your brain Re-explodes
I wish I could prove science wrong.
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Hurtful. 
