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Post by Gladys Lovegood & Kirk Douglas on Nov 19, 2012 21:30:26 GMT -5
From the Twitter account of one Gladys Lovegood.
Nov. 2
H0w du y00u work tHiS 0god9damn6 th1ng??
Nov. 3
M@vis JUST HAD TO BUY me some NEWFANGLED doodad!!
Nov. 5
! justt wamted to cA11 a plvmber! Somewho i endedd up he-re agian!
Nov. 6
DAWn +his thang to HeLL!!! 1 m1ss p@yphones!!
Nov. 12
Starting to get the hang of this. Now if i could only figure out the VCR....
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Post by Gladys Lovegood & Kirk Douglas on Nov 19, 2012 21:40:16 GMT -5
Nov. 12
Gotta work tonight. Gotta bump off some bimbo for another bimbo.
Nov. 12
I just met a guy and showed him my nice gams. The wet blanket didn't even invite me to bed with him! What nerve!
Nov. 13
Been staking out my latest target since last night. So bored. I already knitted an entire sweater!
Nov. 13
Finally, the bimbo got what was coming to him. That'll teach him to cheat at Uno!
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Post by Gladys Lovegood & Kirk Douglas on Nov 19, 2012 21:47:01 GMT -5
Nov. 15
@justinbeiber You're cute, but your music sucks. I'll stick to Mozart. Now that's a teen heartthrob!
Nov. 16
Watching Golden Girls. That Betty White, what a doll!
Nov. 16
Tried calling Mavis, but i forgot how to make calls on this damn thing......
Nov. 16
1t"s h@pppen1NG AGN!! and ! thuoght 1 h@D IT DOWN!!!!
Nov. 16
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGH!!!!!!!!
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Post by Gladys Lovegood & Kirk Douglas on Nov 19, 2012 21:52:39 GMT -5
Nov. 17 Figured it out again...for now..... Nov. 17 HUZZAH! I HAVE MY FIRST FOLLOWER!!!! ;D ;D ;D Nov. 18 I'm no longer being followed....  Nov. 18 ...Is it good or bad that someone won't read about every single little thing I'm doing every single moment of the day?  Nov. 18 Got a new follower! Thanks for watching, honey! ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Gladys Lovegood & Kirk Douglas on Nov 20, 2012 1:21:16 GMT -5
Nov. 18 Two followers! I'm getting more and more popular with the gentlemen! ;D Nov. 18 I put on something sexy for my gentlemen friends. I hope they enjoy the pictures.  Nov. 18 How do you take pictures with this thing....? Nov. 18 It can do that right.....? |
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Post by Gladys Lovegood & Kirk Douglas on Nov 20, 2012 1:28:11 GMT -5
Nov. 18 It turns out my two followers are my daughter, Mavis, and my best friend, Clarisse....... No men.  Nov 18 A third follower! Oh hello there, honey! Wanna be my baby daddy? Nov. 18 Back to two..... Nov. 18 Maybe I should stop tweeting - just for today. I got errands anyhow. |
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Post by Gladys Lovegood & Kirk Douglas on Nov 20, 2012 1:34:36 GMT -5
Nov. 18 Ah what a beautiful day for a drive!  Nov. 18 I just heard on the news about the disappearances. Could it be related to...? Nov. 18 @mavis Williams Don't worry dear I'll get your baby back!!  Nov. 18 Those bastards will pay for taking her! I'm gonna rip out their eyeballs and shove it right up their candy coated assholes!  |
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Post by Gladys Lovegood & Kirk Douglas on Nov 20, 2012 1:44:38 GMT -5
Nov. 18 Is it me or that a bunch of boys in blue up ahead? Must be my lucky day. ;D Nov. 18 I just love a man in uniform! Nov. 18. Oh dear! I'm about to crash! Need to get my Memory!  Nov. 18 It FEELS GOOD TO BE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  |
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Post by Gladys Lovegood & Kirk Douglas on Nov 20, 2012 1:48:34 GMT -5
Nov. 18
Mister Bluebird on my shoulder
Nov. 18
It's the truth, it's actch'll
Nov. 18
Ev'rything is satisfactch'll
Nov. 18
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
Nov. 18
Wonderful feeling, wonderful day!
[@goodlovings has logged off]
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Post by Gladys Lovegood & Kirk Douglas on Nov 20, 2012 12:57:10 GMT -5
Nov. 18
@anna Grace Who does this bitch think she is? Samantha Stephens?
Nov. 18
@anna Grace Don't be so mad that you won't ever get a man.
Nov. 18
@anna Grace Beauty tip doll: Wear a bag over your head so we all don't have to see that ugly mug of yours.
Nov. 18
@anna Grace Did you get struck by my lightning or what? Been standing still for what seems like two days now.
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Post by Gladys Lovegood & Kirk Douglas on Nov 20, 2012 13:07:57 GMT -5
(Excerpt from the Diary of Gladys Lovegood, nine years ago)
Today has to be one of the best days of my long, long life - my baby girl, Mavis, just had a baby girl of her own. I'm so proud of her! I always knew she would grow to become a successful business woman and now she's even a successful mother as well! I didn't really like that boy Marcus Williams at first, too homely and plain, , but after giving my grandbaby life - i like him , i really too.
I'm heading to the hospital right after i finish writing this. My old, wrinkly hand is struggling to even hold the pen. I hate being old. I wish i could my hands on some mystical device that would make me strong again, but i have to accept I'm getting older. Eventually I'm going to pass away - i just hope that's after i've seen my grandbaby grow old herself.
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Post by Gladys Lovegood & Kirk Douglas on Nov 20, 2012 13:13:21 GMT -5
(Excerpt from the Diary of Gladys Lovegood, nine years ago)
She's gone.....Mercy is gone.....[teardrop stain].....Someone took her.....I'm not sure who.......[teardrop stain].......An old enemy?.....Out for revenge?......Possibly......Mavis is in shock......She just stares at the wall.....[teardrop]........Empty.....Somebody took her baby......And I'm going to take their life......
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Post by Gladys Lovegood & Kirk Douglas on Nov 20, 2012 13:18:03 GMT -5
(Excerpt from the Diary of Gladys Lovegood, eight years ago)
I just received a wonderful gift! It's called a "Gaia Memory", and it grants the user unbelievable power! It makes me feel so good - like i could take on the whole world. I may have to get back my Mercy. It's been an entire year. No clues, no leads - it's like she dropped off the face of the world. I'm not gonna stop - I'm not ever gonna stop - until i find her. Nor will i die. I'll live on - until see her smiling face - for the first time.
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Post by Gladys Lovegood & Kirk Douglas on Nov 20, 2012 13:22:20 GMT -5
(Excerpt from the Diary of Gladys Lovegood, three years ago)
Still nothing. Six years and nothing. I'm losing hope. I don't think i had any to start with. Mavis doesn't remember having the baby in the first place. Repressed memories the shrink called it. I wish i could repress my memories - i have a shit ton i need too. All those years with old Clyde to start with.
I've gone after lowlife after lowlife, but they're ignorant. They don't know where my little Mercy is. They're worthless spaces of human life, so i killed them. World's better off without them. I'll kill every single human being on this planet if i can't get back my Mercy.
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