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Post by Bill Nye the Science Guy on Dec 5, 2012 16:00:35 GMT -5
A small sailboat flows down the Congo River. It's captain, pilot, and sole passenger is one Bill Nye.
With His hands on the wheel and his labcoat flowing in the wind, he sings,
"Oh, blow the man down, bullies, blow the man down!
To me way-aye, blow the man down.
Oh, Blow the man down, bullies, blow him right down!
Give me some time to blow the man down!
As I was a-walking down Paradise Street,
To me way-aye, blow the man down.
A pretty young damsel I chanced for to meet.
Give me some time to blow the man down!
She was round in the counter and bluff in the bow,
So I took in all sail and cried “Way enough now.”
I hailed her in English, she answered me clear,
“I’m from the Black Arrow bound to the Shakespeare.”
So I tailed her my flipper and took her in tow,
And yardarm to yardarm away we did go.
But as we were going she said unto me,
“There’s a spanking full-rigger just ready for sea.”
That spanking full-rigger to New York was bound;
She was very well manned and very well found.
But soon as that packet was clear of the bar,
The mate knocked me down with the end of a spar,
And as soon as that packet was out on the sea,
`Twas devilish hard treatment of every degree.
So I give you fair warning before we belay;
Don’t never take heed of what pretty girls say."
He didn't expect to see anyone else here in the heart of Africa. He enjoyed this alone time to reflect and just get away from it all.
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Post by Johannes Werrner on Dec 5, 2012 16:18:30 GMT -5
as the sail boat passes down by the congo river .bill see a man by a bike looke like tinkering with it.
*the man is weareing a trenchcoat and has his tools at his side messing with it.*
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Post by Bill Nye the Science Guy on Dec 5, 2012 16:53:51 GMT -5
"Hello there!" Bill calls out to the man as the boats passes by, "It's extremely rare and bizarre to see a man fixing his motor bike of all things, deep in the heart of the jungle!"
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Post by Johannes Werrner on Dec 5, 2012 17:02:58 GMT -5
Johanes"yeah it kinda stalled on me so i am fixing it up here,but its to damage with out gething some material form a town can u get me a lift"
the man looks like a he from germany.
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Post by Bill Nye the Science Guy on Dec 5, 2012 17:17:16 GMT -5
"Sure! The more the merrier!"
Bill maneuvers the boat so its stops right next to the shore. He steps off and ties it up to a nearby tree to keep it from floating away.
"The name's Bill Nye," his hand is stretched out for a shake, "And you are, my fine friend?"
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Post by Johannes Werrner on Dec 5, 2012 17:25:58 GMT -5
Johannes reaches out and shakes his hand "thxs my names is johannes werner,its a pleasure to meet u bill."
he manuvers his bike onto the boat.bill notice the bike looks looks old and yet new at the same time.and on the bike thier a huge bike satchel on it.
Johannes"so bill are you a scinetist?"
bill can tell even thuogh this young man looks rugged with facial hair and long hair he seems to be in his early 20.
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Post by Bill Nye the Science Guy on Dec 5, 2012 17:34:03 GMT -5
"I pleasure to meet you too, Mr. Werner."
Bill skips over to the tree and is about to unleash the robe, when he notices something about the tree that catches his eye.
"Autranella Congolensis. Fascinating!"
He examines the tree for several more moments before remembering about his new passenger and his bike.
"Oh...yes! I am indeed a scientist. I'm even here in the Congo Rainforest for a scientific exposition to find and study the elusive clawless otter. I'm just hoping i haven't ran over any of them on my here."
Bill laughs before setting sail once again down the river.
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Post by Johannes Werrner on Dec 5, 2012 17:41:14 GMT -5
Johannes"really thats amazing well i rather bump in to some clawless then something clawed"
when he says that bill notices that the coat is clawed and thier is some claw marks on the bike.
Johannes"i bet its fun being a scientest ."
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Post by Bill Nye the Science Guy on Dec 6, 2012 16:08:20 GMT -5
"It really is! All those lonely night exterminating! Lonely nights...." Bill sighs.
He perks up as the ship continues on its little voyage, "So what brings you to Africa, Mr. Werner?"
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Post by Johannes Werrner on Dec 6, 2012 23:26:52 GMT -5
Johannes"ahm really i just appeared here out of no were rather be homeand watching some setai or kamen rider"
yes he metions tv shows of sentai cause he from a world were they were shows.
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Post by Bill Nye the Science Guy on Dec 7, 2012 0:10:49 GMT -5
Bill raises an eyebrow at this, but does not dig any deeper.
"Anyhow, the nearest port is several hours away, according to my map....Oh dear....I've seem to misplaced the map...."
That was the exact moment something fell from the sky and crashed into the river.
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Post by Johannes Werrner on Dec 7, 2012 2:32:09 GMT -5
johannes"what the heck was that did a tree fell"
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Post by Bill Nye the Science Guy on Dec 7, 2012 12:10:27 GMT -5
Bill goes over to the side of the boat and tries his best to lift upon the metal object with his magnetokinesis without Johannes noticing. He successfully pulls it from the water and into his grip. He brings it onto the boat for them to examine. It was a black box the size of an average human head - whatever it was it must've fell from the heavens.
"A mystery.... It seems you came aboard on the right time, Mr. Werner."
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Post by Johannes Werrner on Dec 7, 2012 13:33:41 GMT -5
Johannes"so what is that a black box?"
*oh yes johannes can read alter languges thxs to his belt*
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Post by Bill Nye the Science Guy on Dec 7, 2012 14:20:27 GMT -5
Bill pulls out a magnifying glass from his satchel and examines the box. "This doesn't seem to be a language...It seems to be circuitry! I think this may be a machine!" When Bill proclaims this fact, their boat is attacked by a pair of monsters, the Violence Dopant and the Giraffe Dopant. "It seems you have something that belongs to us," growls the Giraffe Dopant. "Oh dear," mutters Bill. |
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